I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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