I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We need to get me chipped asap
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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