drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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