we're blogging at a bar
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
