some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
