i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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