This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Randomize
