It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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