Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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