I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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Is it penis luge time yet?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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