i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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