im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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