whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Who died my cat blue again?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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