This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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