I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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