yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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