Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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