I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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