so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
