Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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