I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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