you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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