white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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