oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Why did my mother make you get naked?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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