I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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