i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
