He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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