but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
