3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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