Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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