I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
