yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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