Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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