Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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