hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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