What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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