she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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