i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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