the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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