You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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