PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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