i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Two words: nipple clamps
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