Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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