I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
