Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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