If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
