So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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