Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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