you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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