At least make sure they are 18
Why
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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