I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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