I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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