no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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