i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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